If you've seen the movie Wall E, then you know the condition of the earth at the beginning of the movie. That is the perfect description of this apartment complex. When I used to smell a nasty fart I used to call it a nasty fart, now I call it a Mountain Shadows. Kurt Russell should do a third Chapter for his excape from New York movies called "excape from Mountain Shadows". I hope one day that this apartment complex becomes famous so South park can make an episode about it. - " I'm Mountain Shadows the Christmas poo, I'm green and brown I'm scamming you, Come on and rent here and have some fun, before you can say "bad choice", its time to run. Just throw your garbage right in the street, the high priced rent you just can't beat. This place is a toilet just sit down, one day the health department's gonna shut it down. Hiiiidddeeeeeyyyyhooooooo"
All honest jokes aside There is no management company that runs this place, which will tell you everything you need to know about it. This place couldn't pay someone to live here. A homeless shelter is like a Hilton compared to this dump. Managers choose not solve any problems, and they have it set up so that all units share the same utility bill. The managers have the utilities set up this way so they can mislead everyone about the cost of the utilities and pocket some of the money secretly, which is illegal. There is a bad insect problem here. Tenants are peddling drugs here. Tenants are beasts. The managers complain about people not cleaning up after their dogs, but to their knowledge it is sometimes kids who live here on the east end of the property going to the bathroom on the lawn like wild animals. I assume thats why they named it MOUNTAIN SHADOWS BECAUSE BATHROOM RULES ARE THE SAME AS WHEN YOUR CAMPING. Stolen cars on the east end of the property as well, which is why the managers don't enforce how many cars someone can park here. Management knows what is going on, but hey if you share their same culture they don't care if the law is being violated. The whole entire property is covered in heavy pot stench. The apartments are trashy, the tenants aren't any different. Tenants sometimes just put garbage in the street rather than be bothered to put it in a dumpster. It pretty much is anything goes at this location, which attracts the kind of tenants they have. If this apartment complex was a band...that band's name would be "Dumpster Fire". If you feel tempted to visit Mountain Shadows, just save yourself some time, soil yourself and call it a Mountain Shadows experience. If you are Ninja Turtle that enjoys living in a sewer and your willing pay for extra rent fees then cowabunga dude this is the place for you, but if you are a human being that would be grossed out at the idea of living in a landfill, well you better not rent here because that is exactly what you are signing up for. I'd like to think the owner of this place might one day take responsibility for his actions in regards to how this place is run, but I won't do what I have to do every time I come into contact with a stinky renter here....that is.... the act of holding my breath.
Husband And Wife
February 26, 2024
